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Sip happens, so show your friends, family members, and coworkers you get them with some funny wine glasses, which just so happen to make great gifts. Whether they're a pun aficionado, a pop culture obsessive (including Queer Eye, The Golden Girls, and more), or just ready to drink the entire bottle, there's a little something fun for every wine lover here. These wine glasses will make sipping their go-to rosé or merlot a whole lot more entertaining, from TV night to the holidays and just about every occasion in between. And some of them even come in sets—perfect for entertaining, or just having options to suit the mood. The best part? Almost all of these are under $20, so they're perfect if you're gift shopping on a budget, too.

1'The Golden Girls' Stemless Wine Glass Set


This collectible set features illustrations of your favorite ladies from The Golden Girlson the front and some of their most iconic lines on the back.

2"Struggs To Func" Stemless Wine Glass


Queer Eye fans will appreciate this wine glass, which is both a Jonathan Van Ness quote and a major mood. 

3"Alexa, Pour Me More Wine" Glass


Okay, so that may be beyond Alexa's capabilities, but we can dream, right?

4"Toasted, Hammered, Lit, & Buzzed" Wine Glass Set


This set comes with four glasses, so you can choose the one that best fits your mood. 

7"Because Work" Wine Glass


Finally, a wine glass that says how you really feel.

8Perfect Pour Colossal Wine Glass


Personalize this extra large wine glass—which holds a full bottle of wine—with their name at the top.

9Linda Belcher Wine Glass


Bob's Burgers fans know Linda as the ultimate wine mom. This glass features her iconic line, "wine helps me drink." 

10"Yes Way Rosé" Wine Glass


Keep it simple and straightforward with this glass, perfect for anyone who can't resist a good rosé.

11"Winosaur" Wine Glass


Dinosaur lovers and pun appreciators alike will be glad to have this funny winosaur glass. 

12"Dashing Through Merlot" Wine Glass


A good pun brings all the holiday cheer your Merlot-loving friend could ever ask for. 

13"Jingle Juice" Wine Glass


And for a festive touch, this "jingle juice" wine glass is sure to please.

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13 Funny Wine Glasses You Have to Get

Being a wine lover doesn’t mean that everything has to be serious all of the time. We don’t need to have the very best wine glasses, wine racks and wine stoppers. If you’re like me then you will love to have a few funny wine glasses as well as some truly lovely pieces. I like to have fun with wine glasses rather than sticking to the traditional glasses.

Don’t get me wrong, I have traditional wine glasses too but when I’m feeling a bit silly then I always use my funky or funny wine glasses. I have also found that funny wine glasses make for great gifts and have always been received very well.

I have bought a number of the funny wine glasses on this list both for myself and as gifts. Others that I have added to the list I would love to add to my wine glass collection… hint hint. Here is my list of some of the funny wine glasses I have seen on Amazon. Which are your favourites? Do you have any of these? Have you bought any for friends and family?

1. 10 oz. Funny Wine Glass

I love anything with a quote on it and I especially love wine related quotes so these funny wine glasses are ideal for me and probably plenty of you. I love the paw print on it as I have my own dog and love all dogs.

This lovely wine glass that has the quote “it’s not really drinking alone if… the dog is home” is perfect for any wine love who is also a dog lover. I know that I love to have a glass of wine while watching a film with the dog so it makes perfect sense for me to have one. It is only $14.99, too!

The writing on the glass is etched well and it would make a brilliant conversation starter with friends who also love wine and dogs.

2. Yoga Funny Wine Glass

This is a unique wine glass as it does not have the stem that wine glasses usually have. It is also a funny wine glass because of the quote “I do yoga, just kidding… I drink wine in yoga pants”. If you can relate to this then you need this wine glass.

You can either get 1 wine glass for $14.95 or two wine glasses for $28.95 which will save you $0.95. If you have a friend that would also relate to the message on this wine glass and see its humor then buy it as a gift… she'll love it.

This is another funny wine glass that the quote is beautifully etched on. The wine glass itself is a nice weight to help avoid accidental spills.

3. BigMouth Inc. Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

I have seen these very funny wine glasses and very strange wine glass/wine bottle all over the internet… usually on Facebook and Instagram. I actually bought this for a friend of mine who always seems to finish 2 glasses of wine to my every half. She absolutely loves it!

They are $11.95 each but make the most amazing gifts that will be sure to bring laughter every time it is used or even looked at. It can hold the contents of a standard bottle of wine and can actually be sealed with a standard wine stopper if unfinished.

While it is certainly a funny wine glass, it is actually made from quality glass and will make a very cue and funny gift for someone.

4. BigMouth Inc. “How Was Your Day” Funny Wine Glass

BigMouth Inc.has certainly found their niche in the market with their funny wine glasses. The “how was your day” wine glass is perfect for wine lovers or those who tend to complain a lot about their bad days.

It is just $13.89 and has a design that measures the levels of wine. Each level of wine has its own funny phrase including “don’t ask”, “bad day” and “good day”. I had a friend who came around one night after an argument with her man and having her car break down. I poured her a glass of wine in this glass and filled it to “don’t ask”. This put a smile back on her face and even got a laugh out of her which is just what she needed.

It is actually a very nicely made wine glass that is beautifully shaped as well as having a touch of humour.

5. Novinophobia Funny Wine Glass

This funny wine glass made me laugh and I am very tempted to buy it to add to my collection of funny wine glasses. I also know that my best friend would love this and her birthday is coming up soon so would be a great buy for her.

The Novinophobia wine glass is so very simple but yet it is also fantastic and would put a smile on anyone’s face. It is slightly pricier than the previous two BigMouth funny wine glasses at $16.95 but would make a brilliant gift.

The quality of the wine glass is next to none and the weight of it is very pleasing as I hate any light-weight wine glasses that can easily be knocked over with almost a whisper.

6. KOVOT Funny Wine Glass

This is another very simple wine glass but the quote on it does make me laugh. The quote on it says “wine a bit… it’ll make you feel better”. I don’t know about you but sometimes I love a good whine when I’m  drinking wine so this makes perfect sense.

These funny wine glasses have a price tag of just $9.99. They will certainly be a topic of talk when you have guests around or if you give them as gifts. Whether you are buying for yourself or as a gift, this is a great buy.

Me and my friend are the same and love our wine so when I see funny wine glasses I tend to buy two - one for me and one for her.  She does the same for me! This is definitely a wine glass any wine lover would like.

7. BigMouth Bad Assy Funny Wine Glass

Yet another funny wine glass from BigMouth is the Bad Assy wine glass. This has the same design as the “how was your day” wine glass in that it has a different phrase at the three different levels. The black stem of this wine glass makes this a lovely wine glass in addition to being funny.

At just $9.99, this BigMouth wine glass in definitely a must-have for your wine glass collection. We have all done it: poured our wine at an acceptable level when we’re feeling classy and then had those days where you just fill it to the top.

I have a bunch of BigMouth wine glasses because they are not only funny but excellently made too.

8. Stemware Glass Funny Wine Glass

I love the colors on these funny wine glasses made by Stemware Glass. They got everything right with this glass from the font to the colorful stem, and from the funny quote to the quality of the glass.

It is no surprise that these funny wine glasses carry a higher price at $17.49 but: you get what you pay for and with this, you get quality as well as humour. The wine glass is hand painted and comes in a lovely gift box which is great if you're buying it as a gift for someone.

They offer a variety of quotes, too, with different colors so you can build up a cute and fun collection of funny wine glasses.

9. My Therapy Funny Wine Glass

It is no secret that a nice glass of wine can help you relax and forget the stress of the day you have just had or your worries. Plenty of us joke that wine is our therapy so it was only a matter of time before someone added the quote to a wine glass… and I love it.

This glass makes a great gift for any wine lover that you know and costs $18.42. It is a very sturdy wine glass that is fairly large and can fit up to 13 oz. of wine. Whoever you buy this for, it will be sure to make them laugh.

It is certainly not cheap looking with the glass being fairly thick so no easy chips or accidents. The letters on the glass are also durable and will not come off in the wash as some other glasses do.

10. "What Night?" Funny Wine Glass

This funny glass comes from the same people who make the My Therapy funny wine glasses. It is very similar to the design of the BigMouth “How Was Your Day?” wine glass only this time the three phrases are “Good night”, “Great night” and “What night”.

This is a great wine glass for $17.42 that certainly made me giggle as I’m sure it will do the same to you. It will make a great gift for someone who you know loves their wine and sometimes tends to  drink too much in one sitting.

I have quite a selection of funny wine glasses and these funny ones are by far my most favourite. There is nothing wrong with adding a little humour.

11. BigMouth Inc. Tipsy Wine Glasses

These funny wine glasses make me drunk just looking at them before I’ve even had a sip of wine. I’m of course a big fan of the BigMouth funny wine glasses so I have these wine glasses in my collection and I love getting them out for parties or when friends are around.

They are a very good price too with a set of two costing just $18.62. Me and my friend have a lot of fun drinking out of these when she comes over to have a gab and a moan. They are not dishwasher friendly so be sure to hand wash them in lukewarm water.

This set of funny wine glasses will also make a great gift if you know someone who enjoys their wine and likes a bit of humor.

12. Mr. & Mrs. Stemless Wine Glasses

I love these wine glasses; they are certainly very cute and funny. I love to have different styles of wine glasses too so I like that these are stemless which makes them unique. Both me and my husband love to drink wine so this is a great pair of wine glasses for us.

It costs just $17.99 for a set of two of these wine glasses. I think they would make an ideal wedding gift that is certainly different. What’s better is that these glasses are made from BPA Free silicone and not glass so they are unbreakable.

If you or your other half are a bit accident prone  they make the perfect funny wine glasses.

13. Fifty Sips Of Red Funny Wine Glass

Remember the Fifty Shades of Grey craze that seems to have gone on forever? My friend absolutely loves the Fifty Shades of Grey books and dragged me to go and watch the first film. I’m not going to lie, I did read all of the books to see what the hype was about but think that’s all it was… hype. Anyhow, because I knew my friend loved it I bought her this wine glass which she still loves and uses.

You can also get a Fifty Sips of White wine glass if you or whoever you’re buying for prefers white wine instead of red. It is $15.97 for this amazing wine glass and will be sure to bring laughs and conversation to the room.

This isn’t just a novelty wine glass either; it is also made of quality glass and will last for a long time as my friend’s has.

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22 Funny Wine Quotes & Sayings for Glasses,
Cups & Tumblers

published: May 21, 2020  |  updated: July 30, 2020

It’s no secret that Americans love wine. Especially because wine makes the perfect pairing with a variety of occasions, from enjoying a glass after a long day, to socializing with friends at a bar, to drinking with dinner, to networking events and more. Nothing can slow the love or enthusiasm people have for wine, not even a national emergency or quarantine. In fact, in March 2020, wine sales grew by 66% according to Statista.

Integrate the widely shared love of wine into your next giveaway, fundraiser, or business idea with imprinted swag that has wine sayings, funny quotes, or words and phrases on them. Wine sayings pair perfectly on wine glasses and accessories, or you can add them to any product including t-shirts and apparel. Your logo can be printed on one side or worked in into one of our designs below. Custom printed wine tumblers and glasses make great giveaways and appreciation gifts for employees and customers. Or, they can be purchased and resold individually for fundraiser events, in retail stores, restaurants, bars, and more.

Here are 22 of the most popular wine quotes or sayings to spark some ideas:

1. Stay calm and quarantine on
Quarantine got you stressed? Keep calm and quarantine on while sipping your favorite wine out of the Modern Wine Glass. Add your own logo or quote to this stemless wine glass for a classy and elegant giveaway that will keep your employees and customers staying positive.

Glass stemless wine glass with quarantine quote

2. Virtual happy hour
Virtual happy hours have become the new way to go out during quarantine. Choose a platform like Zoom or FaceTime, schedule a time with family and friends, and pour a glass of wine in the 12 oz Vinay Stemless Wine Glass. This wine glass has a powder coated finish and double-wall insulation to keep your wine at the perfect temperature.

Stemless wine glass with funny quote

3. I survived the quarantine 2020
A historic pandemic, the toilet paper apocalypse, homeschooling and virtual events - the 2020 quarantine is a time to remember. Whether they were working from home or on the front lines, celebrate and show appreciate for your employees and clients with the Napa Stemless Wine Tumbler. These wine tumblers have a durable construction making them ideal for all the outdoor adventures to come.

Stainless steel wine tumbler with fun quarantine saying

4. Quarantine and chill
While spending more time at home than ever, Americans looked for ways to keep themselves entertained with Netflix binges, virtual hangouts, online concerts, and of course wine. Featured is the 10 oz Vino2Go® Wine Tumbler that is double-wall insulated with a wine glass shaped inner chamber.

Travel wine tumbler with funny quarantine quote

5. Homeschooling mom of the year
Cheers to all the moms (and dads) who became science, math, writing, social studies, and gym teachers overnight. Not to mention balancing all the other life challenges. Celebrate all the Rockstar moms with the 9 oz Champagne Flute which allows beverages to stay cold for 24 hours and hot for at least 6.

Insulated wine tumbler with homeschool mom quote

6. Relative importance 2020 chart
As stay at home orders increased, so did wine consumption as you can see from the chart pictured on the 12 oz Covina Copper Lined Tumbler. This tumbler has a powder-finish for a modern look and has stainless steel, double-wall insulation.

Insulated stemless wine tumbler with funny 2020 quote

7. Morning – Coffee,  Night (or heck whenever) Wine
No matter what the time and what the beverage, the 14 oz Rain Tumbler has you covered with double-wall insulation that allows drinks to stay at desired temperatures longer. 

Stainless steel wine tumbler with coffee and wine quote

8. Wine pairs nicely with good friends.
It’s always more fun to share a bottle with friends. Add a metallic touch to your next corporate party of holiday event with the 18 oz Florence Stemless Wine Cup. It features a metallic design on the bottom for a classy look.

Copper dipped stemless wine glass with fun wine quote

9. Save water Drink wine
Enhance your wine wardrobe with this wine sweater that fits most wine glasses. It is a USA made, knitted acrylic beverage insulator. Add a saying to this unique promo item that will get people talking and wanting one for themselves

Knit wine glass sleeve with wine saying

10. Liquid Therapy
The Wine Party Kit has the all the essentials for hosting a fun night with family and friends to help to unwind after a long day or week. The kit includes a Vine2go® tumbler, a tote bag, cutting board, apron, leather coaster and waiter’s knife.

Wine kit with funny wine saying

Liquid Therapy - quarantine 2020
Watch your troubles vanish along with the liquid while sipping out of the 10 oz Vino2Go® Wine Tumbler. A double-wall tumbler has a wine glass shaped inner wall and snap on lid. After spending so much time indoors, this tumbler is the perfect companion for boating, golf, or any outdoor activity.

Travel wine tumbler with liquid therapy saying

11. Wine. Juice with more life experience.
Never worry about broken or shattered glasses with the 6 oz Plastic Wine Glass. It is made from rugged acrylic-blend plastic and is dishwasher safe. The wine glass pairs perfectly with our snack tray that is designed to hold your wine glass and hor d’oeuvres. Perfect or banquets, parties, and more.

Plastic wine cup with funny saying

12. Sip Sip Hooray
Crushing sales goals, promotions, corporate events, and more - there’s plenty of reasons to celebrate with the 13 oz Coleman® Claret Stainless Steel Wine Glass. This trusted brand name wine glass has a contoured shape and rim meant to enhance the aroma and taste. It is also made of vacuum insulated stainless steel able to keep your beverage at desired temperatures longer.

coleman stainless steel wine glass with fun quote

13. Life is what happens between coffee and wine.
The 12 oz Vinay Stemless Wine Glass will be there for you morning, day, or night. It has an attractive powder coated finish and double-wall insulation for hot or cold liquids. It comes in a variety of colors to compliment your brand colors.

Stemless wine glass with funny wine quote



14. Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine.
For the coffee now and the wine later, the Napa Stemless Wine Tumbler offered in an attractive stainless steel color is double-wall vacuum insulated to keep drinks at ideal temperatures longer. Its durable shatterproof construction makes it the perfect companion for indoor or outdoor use.

Stainless steel wine tumbler with quote

15. A good day starts with coffee & ends with wine.
Especially when sipping out of the highly recognizable name brand Corkcicle® Stemless Wine Cup. It is triple insulated, vacuum sealed, and has a non-slip bottom. These wine cups will keep beverages cold for 9 hours and hot for up to 3.

corkcicle stemless wine cup with funny wine saying

16. Wine a little…Laugh a lot
Not your ordinary wine glass, the 14 oz Silipint™ Wine Glass is a silicone wine glass that will not break, chip, crack or fade. It is even flexible enough to carry in your pocket! The Silipint™ wine glass is lightweight, and microwave, dishwasher, and freezer safe. Ideal for both indoor and outdoor dining, camping, tailgating and more.

Dark blue travel mug with funny coffee saying

17. You’re doing a “grape” job!
Show your appreciation by raising a glass to you team, clients, or employees for a job well done. Featured is the 15 oz Modern Stemless Wine Glass that provides a clear surface for your own saying or logo.

Stemless wine glass

18. You wine some, you lose some – now where did I put my glass?
This saying is pictured on the Artemis Stemless Glass that features a waterfall, rippled-bottom bowl. This elegant wine glass holds up to 17 oz and is sized for red wine.

Stemless wine glass with fun wine saying

19. It’s a wine wine situation.
Drinking wine out of a shatterproof wine glass? Now that’s a wine wine situation. The 12 oz Plastic Vinello Stemless wine glass is a customer favorite. It is made of a shatterproof plastic and is reusable. This wine glass is also made in the USA and offered in a variety of colors. For a vibrant look, you can also add your own quote or logo in full color. Perfect for summer fun, restaurants, festivals, golf events, and more.

Purple plastic stemless wine cup with wine saying

20. I thought BTW was code for “Buy The Wine!”
Or, “Bring the Wine!” Pour a glass in the classic Wine Country Goblet that will give your logo or saying a touch of elegance. It is stylishly designed with an optimal stem that allows for convenient holding.

Funny wine quote on goblet

21. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’ll have a bottle of cab sav. Wait a minute, give me TWO!!
This wine bag will hold your precious cargo in style when traveling to and from. Give your clients and employees a bottle of wine in the wine bag for an elegant gift they will appreciate (wine not included). Don’t worry, we have wine bag that hold up to 4 or 6 bottles, too!

Wine tote bag with funny quote

22. Tiny bubbles, in my wine, makes me happy, all the time…
There will be no need to “whine” about spilling and breaking the 16 oz Sturdy Stemless Cup. It is sturdy, portable and made of BPA-free plastic. Great for special events, restaurants and sporting events.

Stemless wine cup with wine quote

Add one of these popular sayings to any promo item to create some buzz for your brand. Do you have your own clever saying or quote? We have a team of talented graphic artists on-site who are ready to bring your vision to life.

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