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Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes

Ron : Still not tasting anything…

Harry : Come on. It will comme back in a few days.

Hermione : Harry I think you don’t understand what he’s going through…

Ron :

Hermione : He’s really suffering.

Ron : *playing with a chicken’s wing* What is the meaning of my life anyway…

Harry : *soaking wet* Why why why… WHY do moaning myrtle like to go through my body while I’m showering ?!

Ron : She’s mental. Don’t think about it.

Draco : I’m seriously trying.

Hermione : Harry, I’m serious, you mustn’t catch the virus. You’re way too important!

Harry : *panicking* Where should I go?!

Hermione : Home!

Harry :

Harry : It’s fine, covid is not that bad anyway.

Hermione: Can I sing a song?

Ron: Why do you ask? Of course you can sing.

Harry: Wait.

Hermione: Do you know the chemistry song?

Ron: No what is it?

Harry: You blind fool.

  • Ron: What's even more orange than Trump's face?
  • Harry: Your hair ?
  • Ron: No.
  • Ron: Be serious please.
  • Severus: Great abilities deserve great rewards.
  • Draco: I fuck you all!
  • Severus: Oh...
  • Severys: 150 points for slytherin.
  • Hermione: A girl walks towards you and say you're cute. What do you say?
  • Ron: Is the girl cute?
  • Hermione: I think so.
  • Ron: Is the girl pregnant?
  • Hermione: What? No! I'm not pregnant!
  • Hermione: I mean.
  • Hermione: What's wrong with your stupid questions anyway...
  • Ron:
  • Ron: So you think I'm cute uh?
  • Ron: Hi cuties!
  • Draco: Shut up!
  • Harry: I mean. He's pretty right.
  • Draco: Yeah I guess...
  • Draco: Who are you talking to?
  • Harry: No one.
  • Draco: You're talking to the fire, Harry. You're obviously talking to someone.
  • Sirius: He's smart. Good choice Harry.
  • Harry: Let's go fight some bad guys!
  • Hermione: (upset) Hello-oh! You mean, WE do the stuff and YOU get the honors?
  • Harry:
  • Harry: Are you gonna repeat what I say everytime?
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  • Hermione: Can you do something for me?
  • Ron: Of course.
  • Hermione: ...And can you do a good job on it?
  • Ron: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're changing the whole deal here!
  • Fred & George: The only time we take the high road is if marijuana is involved.
  • James: Evans, both of us becoming Head Boy & Girl is a really special moment and I think we should celebrate it by getting married.
  • Lily: ...No.
  • James: Engaged?
  • Lily: No.
  • James: Going steady?
  • Lily: No.
  • James: A date?
  • Lily: No.
  • James: A kiss?
  • Lily: No.
  • James: A handshake?
  • Lily: No.
  • James: I'll see you tomorrow?
  • Lily: Sure.
  • James: I'll take it.
  • Harry: [to Draco] I don't mind you criticizing me because it's one of the few times you're not talking about yourself.
  • Karkaroff: We need to talk.
  • Snape: That has never been true.
  • Ginny: If Luna has any fucks to give about what other people think of her, she's hoarding them jealously.
  • [after losing a Quidditch match]
  • Oliver: Nothing good will ever happen again!
  • [twelve seconds later]
  • Oliver: So far, my theory has been confirmed.
  • Sirius: People treat me like an idiot, so I'm allowed to act like one from time to time. It's one of the perks.
  • Harry: Hocus-pocus. Wizard sounds. Et cetera.
  • Dudley: *runs away, screaming in terror*
  • [on the Knight Bus]
  • Stan: Sorry folks, we're experiencing some moderate dragon-related turbulence at this time, so I'm going to go ahead and ask you to put your seat belts back on.
  • Fred: We can never let anyone know that we got beat up by Ginny.
  • George: Agreed.
  • Fred: Take it to the grave?
  • George: To the grave.
  • Fred: This conversation never happened.
  • George: I don't even know who you are.
  • Fred: ...That's hurtful, you took it too far.
  • George: That's a weird thing for a stranger to say.
  • Ron: I hate when Hermione says, "Are you even listening to me?" It's such a random way to start a conversation...
  • Moody: A person doesn't Metamorph her hair that color unless she has psychological problems.
  • Nymphadora: Hey! My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!
  • Lily: [to James] No one turns me on and then back off quite the way you do.
  • Pansy: Just ask Potter out already. The worst he can say is "no."
  • Draco: Yeah, but that would be devastating.
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Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes

Draco: Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Hermione: I did. I broke it.

Draco: No. No, you didn’t. Ron?

Ron: Don’t look at me. Look at Harry.

Harry: What!? I didn’t break it.

Ron: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Harry: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Ron: Suspicious…

Harry: No, it’s not!

George: If it matters, probably not…Ginny was the last one to use it.

Ginny: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

George: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee machine earlier?

Ginny: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!

Hermione: All right, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Draco.

Draco: No. Who broke it?

Harry: Neville’s been awfully quiet…

Neville: REALLY!?

Harry: Yeah, really!

Draco: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Draco: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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